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I was the victim of demonic possession.

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    Folks it was crazy in March I started having these weird black outs and I guess this loser half Mexican I used to be friends with took over control of my body for minutes or even hours at a time. Many of you remember Douglas Monks. So I would just be sitting there and I would feel myself enter the kingdom of heaven. I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want them to accuse me of being on drugs but I didn't know what was happening.

    So hours or sometimes even days later, I Woudl feel myself come to in the present moment and I would be looking at porn, jacking off, getting my dick sucked in a public bathroom and I would think "Woah how did I end up here?"

    I would hear my friends haunting laughter in my head and the voice of an angry black man telling me to go away.

    Yesterday I saw a priest and while being molested he squirted holy water on my face and the demon left me.

    I appreciate everyone who helped me work through my demonic possession over the last 69 days but I feel like it's finally over.
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  2. #2
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    everyone should sanctify themselves to be protected from his dark influence
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    I am now offering holy water squirts for a low price of 5$ digitally and 5$ + Priority Mailing costs via USPS for those interested.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Bradley I am now offering holy water squirts for a low price of 5$ digitally and 5$ + Priority Mailing costs via USPS for those interested.

    USPS doesn't allow mailing of liquids. That's how I got my shipment of piss intercepted from Japan
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks it was crazy in March I started having these weird black outs and I guess this loser half Mexican I used to be friends with took over control of my body for minutes or even hours at a time. Many of you remember Douglas Monks. So I would just be sitting there and I would feel myself enter the kingdom of heaven. I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want them to accuse me of being on drugs but I didn't know what was happening.

    So hours or sometimes even days later, I Woudl feel myself come to in the present moment and I would be looking at porn, jacking off, getting my dick sucked in a public bathroom and I would think "Woah how did I end up here?"

    I would hear my friends haunting laughter in my head and the voice of an angry black man telling me to go away.

    Yesterday I saw a priest and while being molested he squirted holy water on my face and the demon left me.

    I appreciate everyone who helped me work through my demonic possession over the last 69 days but I feel like it's finally over.

    That's one way of justifying sexual degeneracy
  6. #6
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    we could cleanse his unclean spirits
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks we could cleanse his unclean spirits

    Unclean spirits are more fun. The clean ones are party poopers
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  8. #8
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I WAS TOLD DIFFEREN WHEN I SHARED MY POSESSED STORY
  9. #9
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice USPS doesn't allow mailing of liquids. That's how I got my shipment of piss intercepted from Japan

    just boil the holywater in a beaker until no liquid is left.

    scrape the powdery stuff left and this will be your dehydrated holy water.

    just add water.
  10. #10
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    yeah it's been going around. The curse of the Nile is real and lives on this very forum.

    𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰
    𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹
    𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞
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    𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣
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    𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿
    𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙
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  11. #11
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
  12. #12
    Kafka sweaty
    I become demonic when I've had 3-4 cans of Monster. Was sitting in the dark for hours one night thinking only of how to terrorise someone. I went into my sister's bedroom to suffocate her with a pillow but she was awake. I think it has something to do with that aspergers malice. I'm not like this normally it's just when I've had too much caffeine.
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I remember leaving a hangman's noose in my sister's bedroom. It's been years since that happened so hopefully I'm okay now.
  14. #14
    Elbow Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka I become demonic when I've had 3-4 cans of Monster

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  15. #15
    Kafka sweaty
    My great uncle tried to stab my dad in the middle of the night once, didn't happen bcus he made such a racket it woke my dad up, so I just thought it ran in my family, but now that I think about it I've only been like this when I've drank too much Monster. Cocaine doesn't make me demonic.
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